You Are a Priest
They are sinners. The booth is your domain.
Step into the confessional as a newly assigned priest at St. Augustine's parish. Behind the ornate wooden screen, parishioners reveal their darkest secrets, pettiest grudges, and most ridiculous transgressions. What you do with those confessions... well, that's between you and God.
Choose Your Priest
Each servant of God brings their own... perspective. From the wise shepherd Father Augustine to the merry Father Murphy, your choice shapes how you hear the sins of your flock.
Nine priests. Nine personalities. One confessional.
Hear Their Sins
From a grandmother who put pineapple on pizza at her daughter's 1981 wedding to a man running an international grape cartel, your parishioners cover the full spectrum of human absurdity.
Every confession is a choice. Guide them to salvation, or exploit their guilt.
Words of Wisdom
From behind the screen, your priest has opinions.
"A confession should have AMBITION."
"That's not a sin. That's just Tuesday."
"God forgives. I'm undecided."
"The hot tub stays. The guilt goes. That's the arrangement."
"I've heard worse. I've also heard better. You're solidly mid."
"Three Hail Marys and a Yelp review. That's my final offer."
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned...
- Everyone who walks through that door
Features
Everything a morally flexible priest could want.
Karma vs. Corruption
Every response is a choice. Guide souls toward redemption and earn Karma — the currency of the righteous.
Or exploit their guilt for "generous donations" and unlock... alternative upgrades.
The path to heaven is narrow. The path to a hot tub in your confessional is surprisingly affordable.
Upgrade Your Booth
Start with a humble wooden box. End with whatever your conscience (or lack thereof) allows.
Golden candles. Velvet cushions. Holy incense. Stained glass. A disco ball. Each upgrade changes the confessional's appearance and unlocks new options.
Papal Indulgences
"Why wait to confess? Pre-authorize your sins TODAY."
From the White Lies License to the Gossip Gold Card, sell pre-packaged forgiveness to your flock. Valid for ONE use. Non-transferable. Eternal consequences may vary.
Your Sins Make Headlines
The Parish Gazette reports on everything. Absolve a serial grape-thief? Front page news.
Call the police on a confession? You'll read about it. Your choices ripple through the community and come back in unexpected ways.
When Confession Isn't Enough
Some sins require intervention. Call the hotlines:
Police — for the criminal
Bishop — for the ecclesiastical emergency
Exorcist — for the... unusual
Therapist — for everyone, honestly
77+ Unique Confessors
Each fully voice-acted with distinct personality, backstory, and sins from mundane to absurd.
They Always Come Back
Repeat offenders with escalating storylines. Your responses shape their return visits.
Multiple Endings
Bishop? Excommunicated? Enlightenment? Hot tub business? Your choices decide.
The Weight of Sins
Stress builds with every confession. Take breaks with coffee, prayer, or other methods.
Gallery
A glimpse through the grate.
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"And you, Father? What will YOUR sins be?"