Press Kit

Confessional Simulator is a darkly comedic simulation game where you play as a newly assigned priest at St. Augustine's parish. Behind the ornate wooden screen of the confessional booth, parishioners reveal their darkest secrets, pettiest grudges, and most ridiculous transgressions.

Every confession presents a choice: guide the sinner toward redemption and earn Karma, or exploit their guilt for "generous donations" and fund increasingly absurd booth upgrades. The path to heaven is narrow. The path to a hot tub in your confessional is surprisingly affordable.

Featuring 77+ unique confessors — each fully voice-acted with distinct personalities — the game blends moral decision-making with dark comedy, booth management, and a dynamic newspaper system that reports on your every choice. Repeat offenders return with escalating storylines shaped by your previous responses, and multiple endings ensure every playthrough feels unique.

This is a work of satire and fiction. All characters, events, and confessions are entirely fictional.

Hear sins. Judge souls. Upgrade your booth. Play as a priest hearing increasingly absurd confessions in this darkly comedic simulator. Will you guide your flock to salvation... or squeeze them for donations to install a hot tub in your confessional?

Gameplay trailer coming soon. Will be available on Steam and shared here when ready.

For early footage or review copies, please contact us.

Confessional Simulator is fully streamable and monetizable.

Content creators, streamers, and YouTubers are welcome to create videos, streams, reviews, and any other content featuring the game. You may monetize all content. No restrictions. No claims. We love seeing reactions to confessions.

If you'd like a review copy, reach out at the contact info below.